I think that I might just have to buy this. I'm not really into Christmas ornaments, I'm not sentimental when it comes to my tree, I like it real and simply decorated. I got a good chuckle out of this, especially because Paloma's Nest just opened a studio/shop in Austin this summer. Clean, crisp and a little bit witty. I like it. This could be a memorable addition to our tree. Do you have a tree decorating style?