No, this card would not be for my husband. He got the salt yesterday. Too bad my dog can't read because he is the biggest bed hog I know. I like to cuddle with the bull, but seriously... I never guessed that a 52 lb. dog could take up so much space. He manages to snuggle up, just so and to squeeze me over until I am fighting for room. Did I mention that we have a king-sized bed? Yeah. Do you know a bed hog?