Bacon

*Image & card by 4four

I am betting that if you hate Valentine's Day, you probably like bacon.  If you don't like either, I can't help you.  Even if I didn't like VDay, I'd be willing to pretend just to get my hands on some good chocolates.  Come to think of it, you can even buy bacon chocolate now to get the best of both worlds.  I've tasted it and it's not too bad.  How would you react to a nice slab of bacon as a Valentine?