French fries and a burger with mustaches make me laugh. I love french fries and the addition of fries to a Valentine's card would only increase my love for whomever sent me the card. You can really buy my love if you bring me fresh hot deep fried potatoes along with that card. In my opinion, you can't go wrong with french fries. Someone needs to tell Hallmark that we need more than just chocolate. Don't you agree?