*Image via J.Crew
When I got my first J.Crew catalog in the mail at the new house I was excited. I do love getting mail. Then, I saw the abomination above. Who in their right mind thinks that a sequined sweat pant is acceptable, let alone fashionable? It makes me sad to think of small hands attaching sequins one by one to what amount to be glitzy elastic-cuffed lounge pants. It makes me upset that some poor soul thinks that this ensemble might look good on a real person. It makes me angry to think that some sucker out there already paid $650 for this fashion disaster. Shame on you J.Crew. What were they thinking?